Moammar Gadhafi’s son was recently captured. However, given the fact that 90% of the public remains woefully unaware of the Libyan situation, I don’t even know why I’m posting it.
(Particularly egregious: The Wells Fargo clerk I talked to last week didn’t know there had been a debt crisis, or that the nation’s credit rating was lowered. T.T)
THREAT LEVEL: BLUE (To Libyans: RED)
Awwww, foozy kitties! To quote the immortal eyeglasses commercial, “come snuggles with mama!” Seriously, though, when don’t cats want to warm themselves on pieces of electronic equipment? Scanning their bellies is the best way to celebrate their awesomeness.
THREAT LEVEL: ORANGE
There’s no clear reason why people are doing this. There’s no clear reason why Twitter has slowly begun to fall apart, either. #replacemovienameswithbacon has been trending worldwide for days. Run with the irony and start replacing one-word movie titles with bacon. (Inception = Bacon.)
THREAT LEVEL: GREEN
Playspent.org — It’s a video game where you try to make it through the month on minimum wage. Incredibly hard, especially since your imaginary kid keeps wanting to actually learn things in school. Rewarding, nonetheless.
Threat Level: ORANGE
Are you crazy and paranoid? There is a secret store-your-gun-in-a-vault “BOOK VAULT” for you. Click here to store your illicit materials or just your diary (as long as it doesn’t write back to you. then it’s a horcrux.)
Threat level: Yellow
Heaven knows why, but the new social-content crawler/ego-stroker/”influence”-measurer Klout has informed someone you know that they are influential about, among other things, “cars”, “peanut” and “terrorism”. Idiosyncrasies of robots FTW.
THREAT LEVEL: YELLOW
Yep, she’s still weird, and now she sports a “vintage” “diamond” “ring”. That guy who you assume she is referring to in her incessant statuses which end with “ilysm <3~~” is about to be one “lucky” son of a bitch.
At least the gossip value is there.
THREAT LEVEL: GREEN
Beloved Anderson Cooper loses it and collapses into giggles that could resurrect kittens.
Threat Level: RED
